when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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