Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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