I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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