so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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