Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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