$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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