you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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