It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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