He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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