her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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