if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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