we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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