Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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