Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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