I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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