fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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