I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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