I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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