mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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