new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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