he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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