I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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