new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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