For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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