so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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