And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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