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Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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