TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I skipped work to stalk him.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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