I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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