sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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