Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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