im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We're too hungover to prance.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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