see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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