Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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