she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
dude. I can hear the air.
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