I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
