Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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