So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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