is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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