Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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