Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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