why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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