i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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