i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
