I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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