I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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