carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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