Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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