We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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