i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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